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Where is everybody going? Wtf are you doing, Instagram? Thumbs way downnn.

Really? LOL. This is the lamest shit I have ever heard of, making your 2 month old look “fresh”…

wtf

Kylie’s pee smelled SO strong/bad this morning. And we’re in cloth nappies, her pees and poos don’t even smell too strong in cloth. I woke up and smelled it immediately, and my room still smells like it. But I think it’s from the medicine she’s been taking. But oooooh eeeeh, lord jesus, was it stanky…

I think I need to improve my Googling skills

Instead of just typing “wtf are soft cups”

ratchetmess:

Ma’am? Uh….oh god…uh….ma’am? Sir? (face palm)

o.o

niggawitdreadz:

dementorkissmycooch:

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

I ate an entire can of pineapples about 4 hour ago and the smell is seeping through my pores

Guys I’m scared what if this never goes away

At least your vagina juices will be sweet.

What are you talking about Malika Im a man with a penis

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(Source: accidd, via misfitedperson)

(Source: another-death, via thetemperamentalgoat)

The Trader Joe’s here was originally a movie theatre, and it’s super badass cause they still have some of the stuff inside. Like they have the balcony at the back with the seats, and they even added “movie poster” paintings inside to advertise their products. This was my favorite. “Hasta la vista, hormones.” #Traderjoes #houston

OMFG. Who would do this :(?!